var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='The most abused word on the internet is <b>Free</b>'

quotes[1]='If it seems too good to be true - it probably is'

quotes[2]='<b>Free</b> is a good price - but is it good value?'

quotes[3]='Beware of strangers bearing gifts'

quotes[4]='Always read the small print'

quotes[5]='Never buy a book which tells you how to get rich quick'

quotes[6]='How to make a small fortune easily - Start with a large one'

quotes[7]='How to reap rich rewards for failure - Run a bank'

quotes[8]='The best form of Spam comes in a tin'

quotes[9]='If something goes wrong in Windows - Why DO we need to click OK??'

quotes[10]='Fog warning signs - What are they for? - Think about it'

quotes[11]='If you have to order it to find out what the price is - It isn\'t worth buying'

quotes[12]='If a website tells you that you "MUST" do something to proceed - click it off'

quotes[13]='Always look out for prechecked checkboxes - They usually spell trouble'

quotes[14]='Many drawbacks are easily hidden by asterisks'

quotes[15]='The meaning of failure is never to try'


var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])